Today must have been my unlucky day, I went out with mom and her friend which is also our neighbor to Tiong Bahru because mom want to check her banking things. So after that we went to this place called QI JI, I am sure a lot people have been there for meals before. The nasi lemak they serve are so irresistibly delicious but unlucky I swallowed something. I didn't take the small small fried fish, I am not refer to Ikan Billes, it is those small fish. But somehow, but don't how I felt something in my throat, I panic to the toilet and attempt to vomit it out but the feeling and pain was there!
So mom quickly brought me to the nearest general practitioner, by they are unable to see deep enough, so they quickly refer me to the SGH A&E. I was in pain, I couldn't talk, even swallow saliva also pain. So I quickly registered and waited for at least 2 hours before the Throat Specialist or otolaryngologists came from a surgery for me. There were 2 of them, both as very very chio and hot doctors in their 20s, like those in tv series ! So I thought I was in the hands of the beauties and they wouldn't be very rough like man. But turned out, WOMAN ARE INDEED SCARY.
First they scoped me, with what known as a Throat Scope. They will insert it through my nasal into my throat to see. It looks exactly like the pictures before !
This was the bloody scope !
This is how they do it !
I was excatly in this position, FUCK THROUGH YOUR NOSE. Man it hurts and it is uncomfortable!
Here is a picture how the throat looks like !
Okay of course before they scoped me, they spray analgesic through my nose. Man it is like you sniff water from the swimming pool into your nose. It was suppose to numb my nose, but in the end she sprayed a lot before the effects took place. When my nose and throat was numb, she put lubrication on the scope and begin FUCKING MY NOSE with that scope. GOSH, I swear, it was awful and uncomfortable. It is the size of a drinking straw, imagine that in your nose and into your throat. FUCK !
After that, the doctors say they cannot find anything, then they check the X-ray also nothing. Then she decided to SCOPE AGAIN! OMG, I was AGAIN AH ?!.. She is like Ah Lian doc, and replied " YES my friend" ! So there she goes again, fucking my nose with that awesome scope ! Still nothing was found except some deep cuts that was bleeding.
Then she decided to the do the manual way to check, she us a 'L' shape tool, known as a tongue forcer (or something) and a tweezers for the throat to dig my throat ! FUCK, until then I realise this was WORSE ! It is exactly like someone digging your throat and forcing to open it. I kept pushing her, then the 2 doctors, one push my head firmly against the seat rest , the other digging because I was struggling ! What to do, it is really uncomfortable and I was going to vomit ! So she kept digging and check for at least 10 times. By the way, due to my strong struggling and pushing the doctor away when she was happily digging me, at one point she really fed up and said, " Now there is something inside or not I cannot see, please bear with me!" and she kept apologizing to me while digging and scoping for the comfortableness. OMG, thinking back I really don't know how I made it through and sitting here typing this blog post ! GOSH... It was the worst experiences I ever felt ... And at the end of everything, she even said, " I am sorry for torturing you, hope you will recover!". WAH the both of them really damn chio, cool and SHUAI! ~DROOLING!~
So the conclusion was ??? There was nothing really inside based on the scope, manually checks and X-ray except deep cuts on the throat. So she decided not to put me in the observation ward but send me home, then if got any fever, sore throat, bleeding then must admit into hospital immediately ! And I must do a return check on Sat to see if I healed and whether I need a Ultrasound scan.
Total cost for today? $350 dollars plus 4 hours of torture for me and my mom in th A&E.
Mom really freaked out. She was really worried. I am sorry I let her worried.
Until today, after seeing all those injured or terribly sick patient in the hospital, I realised something. Nothing is more important than your own health. To be health is a fortune, so STOP complaining about the things you don't own, about your boyfriends/girlfriends, about how life is fucked up. The reason why you are still breathing is a miracle and treasure your life and be thankful to your parents.
